30.3.07

Despite the fact that there's something unsettling in the notion that one's online self should accurately reflect whatever activity one is engaged in in the real world - there's something gauche about so wholeheartedly embracing surveillance culture - nonetheless I have signed up to Twitter, so maybe you should like add me and shit.

http://twitter.com/AMPSTER/

And here is a message from my sister about where you should be tonight:

HOT CHIX N VINYL: VAO

"Vinyl. The very word rolls around your mouth and ends up on your tongue. The spelling is strange, exactly how you'd expect but altogether wrong all the same. Tonight VAO will leave the technical wizardry behind that you've come to expect from their sets. Tonight, for your aural pleasures, VAO have selected a set of pure vinyl. Come. Listen. Enjoy. The George Tavern, Commercial Road, East London."


And for your viewing pleasure, the awesomely rapey 'I Was Robbed By Two Men' video that I forgot to link to a while back. Enjoy!

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29.12.04

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'THOSE CRAZY JAPANESES' vol 5434875984208

After the boyfriend's arm, comes the lady's lap (with thanks to Alice for the link!).






Not a euphemism for the all the fems recently released from LTRs choosing to embrace a more feminine style of lovin' - though it should be - but a range of anatomically-shaped pillows designed to provide you with all the comforts of a relationship, but none of the angst.

The arm pillows are now also available from the States via ArmPillow.com. The site suggests that these pillows would make an excellent gift for 'anyone who has recently become single again.' Yeah RIGHT! If you HATED them!

If men use affection to get sex, and women use sex to get affection, then is the Arm Pillow the chick version of the Pocket Pussy? If so, what kind of reviews would ladies give to it?

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