28.4.08

CUTE ALERT - BABY OUTFIT UPDATE

Yeah that's right bitches, it's time for your CUTE ALERT baby outfit update, and nothing you do or say - no twitch of your eyelids, no jaded eyeroll, no cocked brow, nada - can dissuade me from it. Maybe you didn't sign up for a parenting blog when you clicked the RSS feed for AMPnet but tough tits, sweetpea. It's mama time now.

With no further ado, the two places every discerning newborn should be shopping are:

1) THREADLESS KIDS



2) AMERICAN APPAREL BABY



How cute are the Threadless hoodsies? And the mini wifebeater vests with the karate pants from AA (I know their ads are evil and sexist but whatever, so are blue-for-boys / pink-for-girls baby outfits, and at least they don't do that.)

Anyways. I know. Threadless and AA. I'm such a cliche. But what are you gonna do? It's that (plus Retrokinder on Etsy, not that I can afford it) or Mothercare. And fuck Mothercare, you know? Fuck Baby Gap. The end.

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10.3.08

AMERICAN APPAREL ADS ALRIGHT BECAUSE THEY PROVE MODEL WAS ONCE HOT

"I think my nearly naked ads on the back covers of your magazines and newspapers are funny. When I am old and my metabolism gives up on my steady diet of cheese popcorn and my once-glorious boobs are no longer perfect, at least I will have the proof that once upon a time I didn't go to the gym and I was still pretty fucking hot."

O well, hurrah American Apparel model girl, that makes it (it being a. American Apparel's ads and b. Dov Charney's management style) all right then, doesn't it. Wonderful Copyranter puts it best: "Read the article, and think back fondly to a time in your life when you were such a naive little tabula rasa."

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8.2.08

BUTT / AA MODEL SEARCH

BUTT / AA

AMP's love of Butt Magazine is well documented here and here (scroll down) and of course here, and oh, how delighted were we when we finally received a reference in its pink pages thanks to the gorgeous, pouting Mr Owen Pallett? Yup, super very. Which is why we're pleased to see that Butt is aiding American Apparel in its male model search. Perhaps we'll finally get to see AA address the hideous sexist imbalance of their ads by showing half-naked underage-looking boys alongside the usual array of half-naked underage-looking girls? We can but pray!

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