21.2.08

O GODD I NEARLY DID SOMETHING REALLY BAD

jimmy's gettting massive, which is kind of ace, because the whole looking a wierd shape thing that's been going on for the last few months isn't really all that. but now he's really pushing out and forwards and I LIKE IT because finally i look like the cute preg instead of just someone who's a bit wrong.

tell you what, though i'm worried about LOSING MY EDGE like you wouldn't believe. like, a horrible thing happened the other day. i'm about to start this new mp3 blog for venus magazine, right, and they asked for a biography so i wrote them one, but at the end i put this thing about... i'm blushing... i can't believe this... about how my new 'project' was JIMMY and stuff...

...and then i emailed frances and i was like um dude, is this ok and she was like NO, HOLY SHIT DUDE, IMAGINE IF SOME OTHER WOMAN WROTE THAT ABOUT HER KID, YOU WOULD TOTALLY DO A SICK!!!. and she was 100,0000% RIGHT, and yet, i nearly did it! i nearly did something henious and uncool! because i am pregnant! because the pregnancy and the mother love made me do it! and i am only six months pregnant! it is not even born yet! anything could happen in the next three months, any kind of hideous momism type naffness could be performed by ME against mine own better non-pregnant judgement! holy fuck, man!

and, like, i am not even talking about things like wearing mega comfy e.g. unsexy bras or whatever, because it is not my job to be sexy or attractive all the time, i am not some kind of model or whatever. but it kind of IS my job *not* to be completely lame and embarrassing. what if i lost my skills at not being lame and embarrassing! i'd have to seek some new kind of employment instead, like, uhm, get a proper copywriting job or something. now that WOULD be emb-- oh shit... wait.....

ANYWAY. EDIT TO ADD! Just so's that this post isn't too me me me, even though you fucking LOVE IT YOU SLAGS, here is a fun pop video from the past that Mr Dickon Edwards reminded me about through the magical power of his blog. Look at young Roddy Frame! How lovely he is! I am glad to see that my taste for coy, pretty, young-looking feyboys was set in stone so early.

*pats former self on back*

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