LET IT ALL OUT


Which leads us to the perfect pee. Back in the day, this flooded, filthy toilet would have proven a threatening, awkward experience for me. Now, however, it presents a chance for me to triumph in the face of adversity. An opportunity to practice my new art. And a way to keep my precious girly bits far, far away from that dubious toilet-bowl.

The conditions are ideal: the vodka I've drunk ensures a steady stream; my high heels help me to get the angle just right. I look proudly down on my very own arc of trancendence, and fantasise about writing my name in the snow. Roll on winter!






"my very own arc!!!"

 


THE PEE STANDING TECHNIQUE FOR WOMEN
(taken from www.restrooms.org

1) Raise the toilet seat.

2) Wash your hands.

3) Adjust clothing. Trousers shoudl be pulled down in front a few inches. Skirts should be lifted. Underwear should be pulled down at the waistband, or move the fabric at the crotch to one side.

4) Using either hand, make a 'V' with your first and second finger and spread the inside of your labia minora.

5) Lift to the desired angle, then pee. (If you don't spread and lift, it could run down your leg.)

6) Wipe your labia if neccessary.

6) Return the toilet seat to its original position. Wash your hands and you're done!









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INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM FROM THE FRINGES OF GIRL CULTURE


Features:
Love and Rockets and Foxy Girl Comics

In Praise of Step Aerobics

Hello, Hello Kitty

Interviews:
Erica Smith - Girlfrenzy

Viewpoint:
Cadbury's Flake Girls More Than Adolescent Boywank, Honest


THE INDEPENDENT HEROINE PROJECT:
Lady Lucy is collecting short essays on and illustrations of the truly independent females of the 20th Century for the Project. Who are your heroines, your lovely ladies, your diamond divas? Email Lady Lucy and let her know.






















 

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