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Reviews Pt 3:
CAT POWER Takes Off Bra, Gets Into Bed with Miss AMP
 The
cars that go BOOM: we send a chick who can't drive to a customised car
cruise...
investigative
journalism from the fringes of girl culture #724:the sponge
 hey
cute fat girl!
"I want big booty ass like two melons, and
I want it fat and proud and in my face!" Our writer scours the
indie scene for some slappable rump
 
'Young lady, I want you to learn to pee standing up. Facing forwards.
Like a geezer.' You what?
 Pretty,
fashionable Jessica Kelman, 29, no longer finds fringed Snoopy t-shirts
and Multi-Coloured Swapshop annuals from 1983 amusing. 'What's happening
to me?' she asks.
 COOL
SEX IN TOKYO!!! 'It is very difficult to
find out romantic space to relax for lovers in Tokyo. When you try to
kiss, people stare at you and whisper till you stop. Poor love nomads
- where is the promised land?' At the LOVE HOTEL!
CONFESSIONS OF A BREASTIBITIONIST:
meet the girl who just can't stop getting her tits out for the... well,
whoever really.
 Sarah
Stephenson surveys the sorry state of Berlin's second-hand scene.
chelsea and me
'The charity shopper can subvert the
power of the shop name by enjoying both the obsolescence and the diversity
of the brands she wears. But, almost inevitably, she becomes loyal to
a label too...'
 Denim
skirts? Big belts? Blusher? Nao! says Claudia Conway. Discover the allure
of the corset, the pallid face, the bleeding lip! Goth is SEX. Find out
why.
 'As
much as I dream of being that girl who presses her bare ass against law
firm windows, flings used tamps at jilted lovers, and licks hot-lookin'
strangers on the cheek upon realizing I'd enjoy them rimming me, I usually
just end up shit-talking out my ears...'
Heathy Lee Roth of Gravy Train!!!! confesses.
 
'I want money to waste. I want money to burn. I want slippers made out
of clusters of diamonds...' Ed Donnell copes with the current recession.
Not.
'If this scares you then have a baked potato with low-fat cottage cheese,
you miserable shit. This is food for people who like life in all its gloriousness....'
Lard-lovin' Ian Baxter on the grease-appeal of the truckers cafe.
 Hello
Kitty: what *is* it about this mouthless plastic cat that so fascinates
twentysomething females? Julia Grosse on the enduring appeal of Japanese
pussy.
Denim
skirts? Big belts? Blusher? Nao! says Claudia Conway. Discover the allure
of the corset, the pallid face, the bleeding lip! Goth is SEX. Find out
why.
Doc Martens. Leather jackets. Camden. Snogging. Eyeliner. Claudia Conway
is..... The Indie Girl!!!! Duck and cover,
children!
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