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the narrator is not always me
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february 2008
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09 WOMEN
02 CHAOS
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august 2006
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08 MATCHBOX // SKINNY JEANS // SAPLING
01 KATE MOSS
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archives 1999-2003
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december 2003
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09 That
Synching Feeling |
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| november 2003 |
12 Old
Man's Sweetheart, Young Man's Slave
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| september 2003
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13 Seth
Green and the Sofabed and Me
04 Our
Heroine |
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august 2003 |
18 AMP
and Frances Have an Idea
08 i-Book
Before Bedtime
06 Typography
Magazine / £8 on Kingsland Road
01 Kissed
the Girls and Made Them Cry
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| july 2003 |
30 What
Happened at The Russian Bar
24 Febrile,
Trashy and Hot
15 Girlyhead
12 A
Ghetto-Tech Adventure
09 Bruises
Three
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| june 2003
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30 Action
Equals Satisfaction
10 Rets
on Tour |
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| may 2003 |
30 Of
Bicycles and Broken Toes
20 The
Room is Delicious, and a Little Bit Gey
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| april 2003
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05 Tina's
Imaginary Boyfriend |
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| february 2003
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25
Overheard in Shoreditch Bar |
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| january 2003
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11 2002
Review
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| december 2002 |
31 New
Year's Eve 2002
16
Shell Toes, More Tramps, And Moneystack Shoes
09
Tell, Tell, Tell
03
Involuntary Eunuchs, Tramps' Toenails, Paranoid Delusions |
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| october 2002 |
23
Feeble Attempt at Cheer
21
Three-Tiered Tulle Skirt
18
Living in Zone Gazillion
17
Things To Do In N4 When You're Dead
07
Dilettante Scribble*
01 Our, er, "Love" |
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| july 2002 |
27
Bonus Night / The Fear
22
Smother Me Mother
19
Sofaland!!!!
09 Shoreditch
is Dead |
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| june 2002 |
17
Heads Up
13 Untitled |
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| april 2002 |
19 Holburn
at 5.45 on a weeknight
15 Trouble
02 Flyboy,
Nowgirl, Flatmate and Peaches |
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| march 2002 |
21 On
Buying A Gonzales Album From Rough Trade
18 Development
Of Voyeuristic-Scopophilic Pleasure In The Female
02 Beautylicious |
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| february 2002 |
27 Strophaus
23 The
Annual Review
21
I Wanna Hear You Say It
13 Princess
Superstar, Inter-Sibling Bitchery, Flesh-Toned Tights, Pastel Pink Hotpants,
and Lunches With Menz
03 You
Could Say I Rode The Last Economic Boom Like A Sweaty Trucker Rides A Parking-Lot
Ho
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| january 2002 |
02 Tea
Leaf
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| december 2001 |
06 Euro
Skank Pop Filly No 1: Nu Metal Teen
03 While
My Guitar Gently Fails To Give A Shit |
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november 2001 |
30
Pimpdaddy
21
In Hennes The Whole Of The Menswear Department Is Dancing. By The Sportswear
Rail, We Had A Little Snog
17 When
Snotty West London Fashion Victims Attack!!!
07 Headset
Jockey |
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| october 2001 |
28 Friday,
Oxford St, 4.15pm
25 Do
You Want To Know A Secret
23 Your
Hair Was All Frizzy And Your Face Was A Mess/ I Thought It Was A Sack,
But It's Your Favourite Dress
19 Come
Sweet Slumber Enshroud Me In Thy Purple Cloak
17 eclispe
dogcircle seagrass spawn
11 Buried
in some acid-yellow Seventies reverie; a plump blister my madeleine
02
Wednesday
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| september 2001 |
30 Like
A Prayer. But Not, Actually, A Prayer
20 End
Of The World Dinner Party
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| august 2001
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28 Who's
The Mummy
02 Job
Interview Thing |
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| july 2001
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25
The Bar Is Open
23
Let's Get Metaphysical
04 Smokin',
Hee Hee, Fag-Hag, and 4am
02 Internet
Forums: Double, Treble Bastard? Or Extremely Good Things?
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| may 2001 |
30 The State
That I am In
18 Underwear Over The Internet
04 Desire For A Dog
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| april 2001 |
19 Semenex
Dot Com
16 A Nice Girl
06 The Oldest Child
05 Snip-snip-snippets
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| march 2001 |
19 Ever Fallen
in Love With Someone?
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| january 2001 |
31 Txt
23 Pages of Fun II
11 Not The Tits
02 Chilli and Rhytmn
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| december 2000
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31 Bruises (Cont)
23 Female Impersonater On Brick Lane At 10am Friday
Morning
22 'You Bruised Me!'
20 Amsterdam: White, Green, Orange
12 Diary Entry For 12 December Followed
By Commentary And Analysis
11 All Westerners Smell Of Milk
10 Young Man Puts Miss AMP In Her Place
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| november 2000 |
30 Soft
24 Soho One Two Three
15 Scary Old Road
05 (Don't) Talk To Me Like I'm The Dirtiest
Girl In The World
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| october 2000
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26 Kiss FM
World
19 Nasty Little Night Out
09 Here Kitty Kitty Kitty
07 Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck
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| september 2000 |
30 Swinging
London: Or, Shag Or Die
25 Weekend Wild-Girl Wierdness
19
'So I Turned Myself To Face Me, But I've Never Caught A Glimpse'
14 It's
Nothing Special. I'm Just Like You. Er, Now Vote Anna.
13 Untitled
08 Shiny
Shiny Sinking Feeling
02 Versace
Dress Gone To Hell
01 This
is made of Scribble, OK?
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august 2000
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30 Not
Such A Sore Thumb, After All
22 But
On Monday Everything Is Just The Same
18 Pictures
07 The
Summer Fight
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| july 2000
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31 Wimpy
Knickerbocker Glory Spoon
28 Too
Suburban Too Unexciting
27
I Dream of Skateboys
24
How I Found The Chicks On Speed
21
Euro. Trash. Girl. And Her Euro. Trash. Boyfriend
10
I Love London
07 The
Crotches of Acquaintances
05
Dream That Harmony Korine Beats Up Chloe Sevigny
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| june 2000
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28
I'm Miss AMP and I Go To The Gym
24
Plastic David Beckham and the Fish Robot
18 Queen
Of The Night, Goddammit
06 Ooh
Yummy, I Just Love the Taste of Humble Pie
01 Cat
Power
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| may 2000
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22 Short-Sighted
17 These Are
The Rules
16 Cat
Buckaroo, and a Big Dose of Honesty
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| april 2000
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19 On
Never Leaving the House 15 What
They Called the Pigs
08 Mis-shapes,
Mistakes, Misfits
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| march 2000
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30 House
on Stilts
27 Cell
Out
Mid-Nineties Drunk
in South London
07 My
Coat Gets Sent to Coventry
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| february 2000
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29 The
Kids Aren't Alright
16 Bring
On the Gay Porn
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| september 1999
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12 The
Saddam Hussein of Sisterhood
04
The Thing About 35-year-old Men 01 Welcome
To The World Of AMP |
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