Sunday, 10 December 2000
Young Man Puts Miss AMP In Her Place

to:amp@ampnet.co.uk
from: ib
subject: why they hate exclamation marks

Hello Miss AMP!

People hate exclamations marks, becuase people who use them think they are zany!!! and they put them after every illiterate point!! they make usually in an attempt to make what they are saying funny!!! and its!! not!!!! people who love aforementioned marks also tend to send mails whichc are litteredd with typos and fucked acronyms and shortcuts becos they have just got email and think that it is kewl 2 use and they want U to know about it!!!!! :O))))

they aslo like to forward a forwarded an email such that
>>>>>it makes no
>>> fucking sense wotso
>>>>>>>>>>>ever >>>>>>>

to : mymate@bbc.co.uk; someothercunt@whereiusedtowork.com; dad; bunty; degsy; jimbo;
>>>from : anannoyingtwatonemail@dosomefuckignwork.co.uk >>>> >>>> Re : Subject 1001 Reasons why Beer is Better Than Women
>>>
>>>
>>>

Heheheh this fucking wikid geez!
hugz,

Paul

Telesales Consultant
Annoymous Big Call Centre Ltd Reading Surrey

Note : Contents of this email do not represent the policies of Anonymous Big Call Centres Ltd nor any cunt with a brain cell who doesn't wear Joop or dance to trance music in a Ralph Lauren shirt on a friday night and going "awwight dahling!"

see?

i.



Friday, 8 December 2000
Why Do They Hate Exclamation Marks?

to: cocoabeware@hotmail.com

from: amp@ampnet.co.uk

subject: why do they hate exclamation marks?

i am reading PUBERTY STRIKE and feeling like using LOTS of EXCLAMATION MARKS!

the people at my work HATE exclamation marks!

i think they feel they are NOT MANLY! (exclamation marks, not themselves).

but their manilness must be in doubt for them to be so afraid of a TINY LI'L EXCLAMATION MARK!

PUSSIES!!!!!

lots of love

AMP