T H E  A M P  D I A R Y

Welcome To The World Of AMP
1 September 1999

Things to expect: Gossip. Rumour. Hearsay. Trash. Girltalk. Opinion presented as fact. And the story of my life. Actually, that is the story of my life.

So, what do you need to know before we start? I'm Miss Amp and I'm a Gemini, so I'm a double- crossing two-timin' heartbreakin' dame. Apparently. But I'm also English: shy, reserved, reticent about sex and liable to giggles about Breasts and Spankings (giggles which mask, of course, a desperate fascination).

If you don't want to get personal, an' I don't blame you, you just skitter on out of here. I won't be offended. But if you want to stick around, what can I offer? Well, if you like self-indulgence, you're in for a treat! If you enjoy meaningless vignettes, with no conclusions drawn, and no moral input, then this could be your day. And if you just like a good gossip, well, pleased to meet you!

Here, pour yourself a Mai-Tai from this frosted jug. Light a Sobrainie. Put this cocktail umbrella behind your ear. And welcome to the world of Amp. I'll let you know when something happens.